still not sure what exactly math is
It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem
Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling
ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!
THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!
I’m a Christian and I approve this message.
He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
when fics don’t update
when you’re the one not updating them
my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
I NEVER NOTICED HIS LITTLE PENIS BEFORE
IT WAS IN GERMANY TOO OMG
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
i hate that this is my home town
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
every gouda’s lookin’ for some swiss
That’s so cheezy