tell me im cute then fuck me
I will not. I will tell you that you are beautiful. Then i will take you to the park and we will have an amazing time and mabe stare into eachothers eyes and kiss for a while. Mabe we will take some time and stare at the clouds while we hold eachothers hands. And then whem it starts to get late, ill take you home and wish you good night as I kiss your forehead amd say, “I cant wait to see you tomorrow.”
this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.
why are we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still movingShould I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?
HOW ARE THE SCREENCAPS MOVING OMG
its called a gif you blockheads
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
- person: i didn't like guardians of the galaxy
- person: what are you doing
- me: dance-off, bro. me and you. let's go