Just Tumblin'

edwardspoonhands:

<3

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monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

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nerdfighter13812:

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

I’m a Christian and I approve this message.

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He lied to protect the innocents. General public is not ready for the truth.

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

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• Doctor Who fandom: WE ALL SHOULD EAT FISH FINGERS AND CUSTARD, SOUFFLÉS, AND JAMMY DODGERS JUST LIKE ON THE SHOW!
• Supernatural fandom: Pie and whiskey over here!
• Sherlock fandom: Just tea for me thanks.
• Hannibal fandom: ..................wat

• person: are you athletic?
• me: i run
• person: oh sweet
• me: *whispers* a blog.

starrysleeper:

gleeddicted:

when fics don’t update

when you’re the one not updating them

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akupitiyo:

technicalityterminus:

akupitiyo:

my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face

nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that

say that to my face motherfucker i dare you

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forthosebelowmyfeet:

wewillrunand-scream:

danceswithdoritos:

draemishs:

coolasacalliope:

thedoctorpottergames:

causticgambler:

nayariverax:

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT

IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US

AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED

IT WAS EVERYWHERE

IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA

I NEVER NOTICED HIS LITTLE PENIS BEFORE

IT WAS IN GERMANY TOO OMG

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barakity:

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

i hate that this is my home town

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meladoodle:

do you wonder if god ever thinks ‘woah these humans were kinda a bad idea’

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uzamakinaruta:

miraclemodi:

foolishcaptainkia:

gothamshitty:

kushdrinker:

sweet dreams are made of cheese

who am I to diss a brie

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese

every gouda’s lookin’ for some swiss

That’s so cheezy